Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I am 20 and I haven’t been able to get a better job then a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that will hire college students. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could drive too, but I have failed every damn test I have ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my fucking guts. I have repressed lust for my best friend too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what its like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure he is only hanging around with me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me.
And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking Pineapple under the sea!!
